This certainly falls in the "Only in Washington" category.

The Hyatt Regency Chesapeake — pictured below — is offering a "Politi-scape" package for those who’ve tired of, well, their life.  Check your BlackBerrys at the door? No TV? No newspapers?

Hyatt Regency Chesapeake Bay Resort is offering a Politi-scape package… Guests will trade in power suits for plush spa robes; check their BlackBerrys at the front desk; stay in the resort’s most luxurious suite (set up without TV/newspaper access).

Yours for $2,008 a night.