Making that at least 2 functions this week. This is boding well for social Washington.

The pool report from the gang following Obama’s everyone move says that he’s due at a “private event that has not been disclosed.”

Just a guess …

He ripped off the heel of a staffer’s shoe whilst in pursuit of Speaker Pelosi.

So this little mishap also dovetails into the growing number of people on Capitol Hill who want Thrush to lose his hat.

(See his …

Now this is an Inaug party that has everyone muttering and sputtering.

The Democrats of course are having all the big inauguration parties. But guess what one of the few Republican parties is called? The big Barbour Griffith Rogers …

We’ve long thought that Boehner Press Gal Antonia Ferrier (right) reminded Shenanigans as a prettier CJ Cregg (left). But with the same style and wit.  And then we unearthed these photos and, well, the rest is history.

“Frank often refers to his lifelong struggle to lose weight, but he is well into his seventh decade, and that battle seems to have been lost, a plight accentuated by his apparent tendency to buy shirts in his aspirational, rather …

Yesterday’s sightings:

*A “homeless looking” Tim Johnson on Maryland Ave, jumping in a car and being driven to the Capitol “at the crack of 10:30a.m.”

*A big black limo pulling to the curb at the Dirksen Building and out jumps a “dapper …

Sen. John Ensign- who has a lot more free time on his hands now that he’s not running the NRSC- has introduced a bill to keep the internet free of taxes*.

Of course we wouldn’t ordinarily care - but the …

On a radio show today Nancy Pelosi’s #2, Steny Hoyer, was asked about a possible porn industry bailout. (Oh, the moxie.)

Sorry, Larry Flynt and Joe Francis, go bark up someone else’s tree. (Headline of the Day today: “Hustler’s Larry Flynt …

Quite a Leap: From Stevens to Landrieu

Now, this is weird.

Aaron Saunders, who most recently served as former Sen. Ted Stevens’ press secretary — in the Senate, on the Commerce Committee and during the campaign …

A Shenanigans reader sent in this shot and chaser for everyone’s enjoyment: (apologies Last Call!)

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“He obviously is a very engaging, extremely nice man. He presents himself very well.” – Senator Harry Reid, after his first meeting …